Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Screw this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.
Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.
#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn
I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.
Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.
She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP
A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend. It went something like this:
"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"
"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* I would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”
And you know what….I agree 100000%.It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.
SPN Cast - The Punk Years. (Might post more later when I find them)
Someone needs to add Mark Sheppard’s character from Sliders to this. XD
Ask and you shall receive….
adslkfjadlkfjadlkfjdafdf *falls over & melts*
How could you forget him?!
Okay but who’s responsible for leaving out Jared?!
they should start a band
Success! As a result of a special breeding program, two endangered Galápagos Tortoises (Chelonoidis nigra) have hatched at Taronga Western Plains Zoo in Australia…
Learn more : ZooBorns
BEHOLD. I AM TORTOISE. I OUTLIVE NATIONS. I HAVE MADE MORE TORTOISE.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
Hell of a long-term project, considering that it’s going to take a quarter of a century for those babies to reach full size. Well done.
Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys